Q is real but this thread is solid gold well done OP

TIME TO STOCK UP ON TOILET PAPER

How many days has it been at 1 death now?

Rate my prep HOW MANY MORE CATS SHOULD I GET I NEED AN ANSWER I'M GOING TO THE STORE RIGHT NOW

>>250360094 The important question is: Is there human to human transmission?

Let me fearmonger in peace

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>>250360094 We need an accurate drawing of Hanta-chan.

>>250362446 Don't pretend you didn't see my masterpiece >>250361568

>>250361568 >>250362900 Cute, but I hate vermin.

>>250361568 muh dick

>>250360094 >Positive: delusions wat

>>250360094 Year of the rat, indeed.

>>250362446 >>250361568 Gadget Hackwrench has a new style and I like it.

if you see something and nobody is around to see it is it a hallucination?

>>250360094 I called a friend that lives in a rural part of Texes POLLEN SEASON there had a sinus infection from allergies no other symptoms had a very low fever 99.2 The nurse only took their temp, then wrote on a separate list for Corona Virus detection no virus test was given yet the name was put on the rouster they are lying about the amount of VIRUS VICTIMS

>>250361568 Since it's technically a rat-shit virus, I think we need a sexy shitting anime rat.

>>250361568 I want to play Vermintide now.

>>250363735 positive as in added behavior, negative as in diminished behavior.

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good satire thread i appreciate it

>>250360094 > Be a "Schizo" > Collect and gather a lot of information > Fun hobby > Notice a strange pattern > Tells someone "Hey. Look at this pattern." > someone: "That would never happen. You're delusional" > Become depressed > Isolate themselves in their appartment with paper thin walls > hears neighbors talking. > Too depressed to realize the walls are just too thin. > Tell someone "Hey. I hear voices while in my room." > Someone: "You're delusional!" > Someone: calls police to report their "friend / relative" > Become more depress > Does not talk to anybody > Cannot smile because they are biologically depressed > Tries to talk about the situation but can't find the words due to depression > Becomes more depressed when they are ostracized > Stops talking all together > Neighbors keep laughing > Too depressed to realize it's normal > Too isolated to realize that the neighbors don't give a fuck about them > Becomes psychotic due to lack of social interaction (proven effect from solitary confinement) > Forced on medications > Gains flattened affect from medications > looses all motivations from medications > thoughts are disorganized due to a well known side effect of atypical antipsychotics and anti colvulsants > become an hero > mfw when observing a friend with this issue

>>250360094 This is all the food I have for the week, should I go stock up?

>>250366154 This. Watch schizo behavior skyrocket due to quarantine isolation. Most cases aren't a disease of a person but of a social environment.

>>250365030 would like to have proof of this Chang McConnell.

>>250360690 >Tfw I have 8 cats Feels good man

>>250360094 MORE THREADS THAN DEATHS!

>>250367755 fuuuuuuuuck

>>250360552 It went from 0 to 1 retard, it's has an R0 of ∞